RSC through to last 16

Roque Santa Cruz's Paraguay are through to the last sixteen of the World Cup after topping Group F. They confirmed this position after a 0-0 draw with New Zealand, in which our very own Santa Cruz played all ninety minutes for the second consecutive game.

I don't know if this is some sort of bizarre astrological occurrence based on proximity to the summer solstice but if you've got a better explanation please leave it in the comments.

Rocky's Paraguay play Japan in Pretoria on Tuesday afternoon.